I’m Laughing Uncontrollably At These 36 Hilarious Internet Fails From Last Week
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What have we here, another Monday? I don’t think so. Seriously, what does it take to get a weekday removed around here? I’ve had enough. While we wait for Pope Gregory XIII to resolve our issues with the Gregorian calendar, at least we can laugh at these 36 hilarious internet fails from last week:
1.Who would have guessed?
Tweet humorously expresses a lack of motivation to wash pots and pans, unchanged from the previous night
2.A little bribery goes a long way.
Tweet joking about paying hush money to a child for secretly eating chips
3.Yes, that’s definitely what that button is for.
Elevator panel with three buttons: regular buttons for floors 14 and 15 and a button with an image of a fireman hat above them
4.Jail for the person who laid a mug on its side for a thousand years.
Dishwasher loaded messily with cups and glasses; a tweet above sarcastically calls coworkers “monsters” for bad loading
5.Well, at least you avoided dating someone who doesn’t know the same celebrities you do.
Summary of tweet: The person explains they were ghosted by a date who later revealed seeing a picture of them with someone else, mistaking it for a relationship
6.Time to put The Strokes on the TouchTunes.
Tweet about a cafe scene where someone discusses the music similarities between Mac DeMarco and The Strokes, while “Congratulations” by MGMT plays
7.Here’s a thought: Maybe we don’t set minimum character limits for names.
Tweet about a web form error requiring at least three characters in the First Name field, despite input meeting the requirement by adding a space
8.Righty-tighty, lefty needs a different screwdriver.
Tweet about someone humorously discussing buying a left-handed screwdriver as a prank at Home Depot
9.At least it wasn’t written down on a Post-It note nearby.
Tweet by McDad: “Sorry I was late. The app that I’ve been automatically logged into for months was asking for my password.”
10.Okay, well…have a nice day then, Matt!
Screenshot of a text exchange where “Timothy” confirms identity and “Matt” responds with a warning about cold calling
11.Oh my.
A freshly baked sourdough bread with a crispy crust is on display. Caption humorously anticipates feedback: “Id say the sourdough bread came out great.”
12.Time to chug a Pedialyte.
A person relaxes on a couch in a robe, holding a tape measure. A lamp glows beside them. Text refers to a hangover and someone walking with the tape measure
13.Thanks for the freebie; see ya never.
Tweet about trying a free Pilates class and deciding not to return
14.Didn’t even need a Ouija board to get that message.
A tweet recounts a surreal cemetery experience involving a 17-year-old’s grave and an unexpected hair fire after researching her presumed cause of death
15.I…don’t want to know which one it was.
A large advertisement with text: “Love at First Slur~!” promoting a restaurant, with images of various dishes
16.What if I didn’t do that, Mom?
Text conversation shows a photo of the World Trade Center at night from New Jersey. “Mom” replies saying it’s a pretty picture and suggests framing it
17.The breakfast sandwich is just trying to watch the game.
Hockey game at Bridgestone Arena shown on the jumbotron. Screen displays the score, period, and a breakfast sandwich advertisement
18.Appreciate the support, guys.
Character from “Inside Out” representing sadness, wearing a sweater, depicted as a leader in your head. Tweet expresses frustration about depression
19.I actually just finished 3 ft. of green paper covered in candy canes. It’s great.
Tweet humorously stating Goodreads’ terms don’t allow counting wrapping paper as a book toward reading goals, wondering who attempted it
20.Chappell? Is that really you?
Text exchange with sender claiming to be “Chappele Roan,” asking for $500 for an album, followed by confusing message. Option to report junk
21.Um. Yes. Yes, they do.
Tweet recounts a public defender being mistaken for not being a lawyer by a security deputy in court
22.Well, I guess that settles it.
A tweet from @DontWorryBoutB humorously recounting how their daughter lost phone privileges after being smart and jokingly kissing her phone goodbye
23.Thank you for sharing.
A hand holding a tiny piece of chocolate. A humorous caption about sharing chocolate with a child is above the image
24.If you can’t handle the heat, sir, don’t come to the karaoke bar.
Person in a striped top enthusiastically sings karaoke, while a seated man nearby covers his ears
25.It’s either this one or the one with the guy’s head in front of me filling half the frame.
Blurry concert photo with a caption lamenting the difficulty of deleting concert pictures
26.Was the wrap good, at least?
Tweet: “Purchased a $3 roast beef wrap from the gas station and now my left leg is completely numb.”
27.Sounds like you need to take the test again.
Text conversation: Person 1 asks, “what’s your love language?” Person 2 replies “physical touch,” with a heart emoji. Person 1 responds, “manipulation.”
28.Tons of people use Yahoo! (In 2002.)
A tweet humorously questioning if people still use Yahoo email, after friends reacted with surprise to the mention of a Yahoo address
29.She can’t even go to work on her own?
Tweet by user sharing a story: A woman says a man follows her everywhere after catching her cheating. User reacts with “I’m like WHAT LMFAOOO” and crying emoji
30.This feels safe.
Store aisle with a plastic sheet on the ceiling channeling water into a bucket. Shelves are stocked with various goods. Caption jokes about “milking the ceiling.”
31.No better reason to change up your relationship than a little extra rent money.
A text exchange about becoming polyamorous to financially manage rent, noting the benefit of a three-income household
32.Look at the clock, man.
Text message exchange where one person asks for a pickup after school ends. The response is simply “Oh.”
33.And the read receipts are going right back off.
Person seated at a bar, smiling slightly. Social media caption humorously mentions texting and read receipts
34.Sorry to report that David Lynch is not my Papa.
Person wearing a black textured sweater and a necklace with a small heart-shaped pendant featuring a face, with a chain strap visible on the left
35.Bye-bye, Miss American Pie. Went to get a bagel, and the deli was on fire.
A person with curly hair looks concerned, in a GIF, alongside text about a deli being on fire during a bagel visit
36.And finally, well, I have a guess.
Person holds cigarette with French warning: “La cigarette cause le cancer,” meaning “Cigarettes cause cancer.”
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