Kevin McDonald, Superstar! | The New Yorker
The other day, Kevin McDonald, the curly-haired actor-comedian best known as one of the Kids in the Hall, the beloved Canadian comedy troupe, invited a few people to a rehearsal in a tiny hotel room in lower Manhattan. One guestâs knock had a rhythm similar to âshave and a haircut.â McDonald knocked back âtwo bits,â then opened the door. âI had to do the callback,â he said, looking pleased. âAnd I did shave today.â McDonald, who lives in Winnipeg, was in town to perform his rock opera in progress, âKevin McDonald Superstar,â at the SoHo Playhouse, with friends like his fellow-comedians Dave Hill and Janeane Garofalo. McDonaldâs curls are now gray, and he was wiry and energetic in an oversized hoodie. The hotel room was angular and spareâone bed, one chair, two bananasâand it overlooked an H.V.A.C. system. âI opened the curtains so we could see the view,â McDonald said. âIâll close them when Iâm alone later, crying.â Two young collaborators, John Wlaysewski and Aaron Tarnow, sat on the bed, with librettos. Wlaysewski, the showâs music director, held an acoustic guitar. âIâll be Joan Rivers,â he said.
âKevin McDonald Superstar,â with music and lyrics by McDonald, centers on a few days of youthful idiocy in 1991âwhen the âKids in the Hallâ series was on HBOâduring which he and his fellow-Kid Dave Foley travelled from Toronto to New York to appear on Joan Riversâs talk show. The night before the taping, in an effort to whoop it up in New York, the pair attended a gala charity eventâan AIDS benefit, featuring the band Deee-Lite. Drunken mayhem and bad decisions, some atop a buffet table, ensued. âKevin McDonald Superstar,â like one of its inspirations, âJesus Christ Superstar,â has themes of fame, doubt, betrayal, and alcohol. Wlaysewski began strumming a plaintive ballad with an air of foreboding. âKevin, do you want to start out being Lorne Michaels?â Tarnow asked. (Michaels produced âThe Kids in the Hall.â)
âYou know, the thing about this is, Iâll kill them,â McDonald said, in a Lorne voice. As himself, he sang, âJoan Rivers says . . .â
âCan we talk? Can we talk?â Wlaysewski said.
âDave and Kevin say,â McDonald sang.
âNoââcuz weâre drunk,â McDonald and Tarnow sang. They sang of on-camera mumbling, dehydration, and wooziness; the last line was âGet them off my set!â Other numbers were more rollicking; McDonald danced in a style that suggested a frenetic hybrid of the frug and the mashed potato. âI cheated on you / with a Howard Stern fan / at an AIDS benefit,â he sang. On âI will never cheat, never cheat again / Except on taxes / But only if itâs done quasi-legally,â he hit an operatic series of notes, almost like yodelling. Tarnow looked up, wide-eyed. âWow,â he said.
âIâm trying to make it like Frank Sinatra, phrasing when I want,â McDonald said.
âThatâs the first thing I thought ofâOlâ Blue Eyes,â Wlaysewski said. Then another knock at the door: the comedian Frank Conniff, whoâd be playing Dave Foley. âI canât sing, but I sang a lot on âMystery Science Theater,â â he said. Wlaysewski reassured him: âI play defensive guitar.â They began. âWhy are those silly heteros / Fucking up this AIDS benefit?â everyone sang.
After rehearsal, the gang went to Harney & Sons for a vocals-friendly round of tea. McDonald jostled, and apologized to, a âHAVE A TEA-RRIFFIC DAY!â sign, then sat at a table and recalled his musical journey. âIâve always had a knack for melody,â he said. As a kid, in Toronto, âIâd hum songs and write lyrics I thought were witty. Iâd sing them to my mother as she was washing the dishes.â Artistic revelations came early. First, the Beatles; second, âKing Kongâ (âI thought, Wow! Movies could be that good?â); and third, in Catholic school, âJesus Christ Superstar,â which blew his mind. âThe relationship between Jesus and Judasâambiguous!â he recalled. âThat was the key thing in the seventies. I went to Sam the Record Man and bought the movie soundtrack. I tried to write it all down, like Iâd done with âYoung Frankenstein.â It made me love rock opera.â Kids in the Hall, which he formed with Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Scott Thompson, and Mark McKinney, in 1984, had a punk comedy sensibilityâand punk is part of what later bonded him with Dave Hill, who would open that weekâs shows and play multiple roles. They met at Sketchfest in San Francisco, in 2023, duetting on âInstitutionalized,â the Suicidal Tendencies song from âRepo Man.â âI had a comedy crush on him,â McDonald said. It intensified a year later, when Hill caused a punkish ruckus at a hockey game in Anaheim. âI was watching, because the Leafs were playing,â McDonald said. In an electric-guitar performance that circulated online, Hill played both the U.S. and Canadian national anthems Hendrix style, with shredding. McDonald laughed. âYou see the players on the iceâtheyâre like this.â He made an âagogâ face. âThey were like the guys at the AIDS benefit.â âŠ
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