Trump fired for forgetting to reply to Elon Muskand more hilarious headlines

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

America’s new golden age came screeching to an unexpected halt today, as news broke that President Donald Trump had been fired for forgetting to reply to Elon Musk’s email. READ MORE

Tech consumers across the pond were recently startled to learn that the Apple Watch being sold in the UK would now warn when wearers’ heart rates react inappropriately to a racist meme. READ MORE

Upon watching Hamas parade the bodies of murdered babies in celebration, Satan came away unsettled by the grotesque show of pure evil. READ MORE

Shockwaves were felt across the galaxy this week that experts predicted would be felt as far as the Outer Rim, as a paternity test revealed that Luke Skywalker’s father is actually Elon Musk. READ MORE